Monthly Archives: February 2011

Homo… What?

My love for words has been established in my previous posts. However, I think I may have underemphasized my devotion to words about words (also, punctuation terms are high on the list of “Fun Words to Think About” but that’s for another time). It is to my self-proclaimed and undeniable dorkdom (remember, I make my words up sometimes) that I dedicate this post.

I invented a game. It’s the homophone game. I know someone who thought my game was so cool that she introduced it to patrons at a bar (of all places) and they play it there. See, I am cool. (Not really.) Homophone, defined: “One of two or more words … that are pronounced the same but differ in meaning, origin, and sometimes spelling.” (Thank you, Free Online Dictionary.)

Say what? OK, the game is simple. Think really hard about words that sound the same but mean something different. Yell them out as loud as you can as soon as you think of them. Repeat. (Perfect drinking game.)


“So, I went to sow my seeds but realized I tore my hem so I had to sew it.”

“See, stand here and you will hear the sea.”

“Would you help me pick up the wood?”

“Two is too many to invite.”

There you have it. Not only are you thinking of homophones right now (you are, right?), but you also know what they’re called. (Feel smart, dontcha?)  And come on, wouldn’t you love to walk up to a stranger and ask, “Would you like to play homophone with me?”



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“Let’s Talk About Sex” or “Erotic Vocabulary”

The following guest post was written by Nobilis Reed. His commentary about the vocabulary of erotica offers a fascinating overview of both the limitations of the English language and the adaptability of writers faced with those limitations. One of my favorite topics is words about words–Reed’s post fits the bill, and then some. Read on, enjoy, and tell us what you think.

By Nobilis Reed

The English language is an artifact. People made it, and it bears the tool-marks left by the societies that shaped it. At the same time, language shapes the minds of those who speak it, normalizing thoughts and desires along the channels through which the language already flows.

 One of the places this concept is most readily apparent is in the words we use for sex, sexual organs, and sexual functions. Because of the lingering effects of Victorian morals our words for sex are either vulgar or juvenile. The only time we can speak seriously of such things, we borrow from foreign languages, creating obscure clinical terms. For example, words for the female genitals include “cunt,” vulgar; “vajay-jay,” juvenile; “vulva,” borrowed from Latin; and “yoni,” borrowed from Sanskrit. Other words generally fall easily into these three categories. This presents a hurdle for the writer of erotica, if the writer’s description of sex is to be something other than vulgar, juvenile, or clinical.

One means to overcome this problem has been to use vague terms to create a sexual vocabulary. For example, the word “member” is a synonym for “body part,” from which we get the word “dismember.” In a romance novel, however, if you read about a man’s member, you will understand that it refers, very specifically, to his penis, in every instance.

Another strategy has been to adapt vulgarisms to gentler uses, by putting them into a context of tenderness. The word “cock” is generally considered a dirty word, but if properly prepared and used like a whispered endearment, the word can take on a different connotation. It is as if the word alchemically absorbs the essence of the words surrounding it.  This must be subtly done, to be effective; it’s not generally possible to set the tone in just a sentence or two, or the ordinarily profane words can be jarring. Imagine that the scene has been set; a couple in repose, cuddling on a sofa, two nearly-empty glasses of wine on the table beside them. His shirt is unbuttoned, and her hand is on the skin of his chest. She begins to unbuckle his belt.

“Is there something you want?” he asks, eyes sparkling in the light from the fireplace.

 “Yes,” she says.  Her voice is lower than even the gentle crackle of the embers.  She slips her hand under the elastic of his boxers, and her fingers run along the shaft of his cock.  “This.”

In the long run, as we give ourselves permission, as a culture, to talk about sex in contexts other than the gutter, the playground, and the doctor’s office, we will invent or adapt words to those new contexts.  The culture changes, and language changes to follow. Writers and other crafters of language will have a strong influence on how this process moves forward.

A few years ago Nobilis Reed decided to start sharing the naughty little stories he scribbled out in hidden notebooks.  To his surprise, people actually liked them!  Now, he can’t stop.  The poor man is addicted.  His wife, teenage children, and even the cats just look on this wretch of a man, hunched over his computer and shake their heads.

Clearly, there is no hope for him.  The best that can be hoped for is to just make him as comfortable as his condition will allow. Symptoms of his condition include a novel, several novellas, numerous short stories, and the longest-running erotica podcast in the history of the world.


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